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//                         (c) 2004 Rik Scairpon
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function Random()
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    Rq=new Array();
    Rq[0] = "Imagination is more important than knowledge.<BR><cite>  - Albert Einstein</cite>";
    Rq[1] = "Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?";
    Rq[2] = "Join me, and together we can end this senseless conflict and bring order to the galaxy!";
    Rq[3] = "Stop your evil deeds, naughty spawn! You face the Tick!";
    Rq[4] = "Be nice to your kids.  They'll choose your nursing home.";
    Rq[5] = "Those who cannot remember history are condemned to repeat it. And if you fail it twice, you'll get expelled.";
    Rq[6] = "Never let your schooling interfere with your education.<BR><cite>- Mark Twain</cite>";
    Rq[7] = "I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.";
    Rq[8] = "Mom was assimilated by the Borg, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!";
    Rq[9] = "Hang up and drive!";
    Rq[10] = "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup.";
    Rq[11] = "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.";
    Rq[12] = "If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?";
    Rq[13] = "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.  Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.<BR><cite>Groucho Marx</cite>";
    Rq[14] = "I used to be disgusted. Now, I'm just amused.";
    Rq[15] = "So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish!";
    Rq[16] = "The problem with finding the Ultimate Answer is that we still don't know the Ultimate Question.";
    Rq[17] = "Have Spacesuit, Will Travel.";
    Rq[18] = "The First Law: A Robot will neither cause nor, through inaction, allow a Human to come to harm.";
    Rq[19] = "The Second Law: A Robot will obey the orders of a Human, except where they would conflict with the First Law.";
    Rq[20] = "The Third Law: A Robot will protect its own existance, except where it would conflict with the First or Second Laws.";
    Rq[21] = "So you, Think you, Might like to, go to the show?";
    Rq[22] = "Mockles, bent on Siplen Tree, Blockards three a-feening. Mockles, what Silps came to thee, In thy Pantry dreaming?";
    Rq[23] = "On the Internet, no one knows if you're a dog... unless you forget to turn the video conferencing off.";
    Rq[24] = "Literature is my utopia.<BR><cite>- Helen Keller</cite>";
    Rq[25] = "When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.";
    Rq[26] = "Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.";
    Rq[27] = "The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.<BR><cite>- Hubert Humphrey</cite>";
    Rq[28] = "Almost nobody means precisely what he says when he makes the declaration, 'I'm in favor of free speech.'";
    Rq[29] = "DELIBERATION, n. The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.<BR><cite>The Devil's Dictionary</cite>";
    Rq[30] = "ZEAL, n. A certain nervous disorder affecting the young and inexperienced.<BR><cite>- The Devil's Dictionary</cite>";
    Rq[31] = "PAINTING, n.  The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and  exposing them to the critic.<BR><cite>- The Devil's Dictionary</cite>";
    Rq[32] = "PATRIOT, n.  The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.<BR><cite>- The Devil's Dictionary</cite>";
    Rq[33] = "PEACE, n.  In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.<BR><cite>- The Devil's Dictionary</cite>";
    Rq[34] = "I'd rather be a lonley tree then be in a forest of idiots.";
    Rq[35] = "BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think.<BR><cite>- The Devil's Dictionary</cite>";
    Rq[36] = "Success does not mean that you always achieve your goals,<BR>but that you give your best effort to attain those goals;<BR>success is not what you do, but who you are.";
    Rq[37] = "Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.<BR><cite>- Noam Chomsky</cite>";
    Rq[38] = "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.";
    Rq[39] = "Flying through hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, boy.";
    Rq[40] = "You do not know the power of the Dark Side. I MUST obey my master.";
    Rq[41] = "There is nothing easy, except failure.";
    Rq[42] = "The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer.";
    Rq[43] = "It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.";
    Rq[44] = "3x10e8 meters per second.  It's not just a good idea, it's the Law.";
    Rq[45] = "Give a gift that will last a lifetime. Give your kid mental blocks for Christmas.";
    Rq[46] = "Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?";
    Rq[47] = "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.";
    Rq[48] = "Death is God's way of telling you to relax.";
    Rq[49] = "No es importante yo tango papel!";
    Rq[50] = "Business is a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.";
    Rq[51] = "The only difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way you use them.";
    Rq[52] = "A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.";
    Rq[53] = "Obstacles should be regarded merely as obstacles, not as stopping-places.";
    Rq[54] = "Within every adversity is the the seed of an equivalent or greater benefit.";
    Rq[55] = "Man is not rewarded for having brains, but for using them.";
    Rq[56] = "A diamond is a piece of coal that stuck to the job.";
    Rq[57] = "Discipline: it's not the hours you put in that counts, it's what you put in the hours.";
    Rq[58] = "He that never climbed never fell.<BR><cite>- John Heywood</cite>";
    Rq[59] = "Storms make oaks take deeper root.<BR><cite>- George Herbert</cite>";
    Rq[60] = "The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.<BR><cite>- Ralph Waldo Emerson</cite>";
    Rq[61] = "To handle yourself, use your head;  to handle others, use you heart.";
    Rq[62] = "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.";
    Rq[63] = "As a blossom cannot tell what becomes of its fragrance, so no one can tell what becomes of his influence.";
    Rq[64] = "Would you want to be friends with you?";
    Rq[65] = "Let the other fellow talk occasionally.  You can't learn much listening to yourself.";
    Rq[66] = "Free and fair discussion will ever be found the firmest friend to truth.";
    Rq[67] = "Speech is the index of the mind.";
    Rq[68] = "Past experience should be a guide post, not a hitching post.";
    Rq[69] = "It is more important to know where you are going than to get there fast.";
    Rq[70] = "The modern world tends to be skeptical about everything that makes demands on man's higher faculties. But it is not at all skeptical about skepticism, which demands hardly anything.<BR><cite>- E.F. Schumacher</cite>";
    Rq[71] = "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.<BR><cite>- Erica Jong</cite>";
    Rq[72] = "Love is a friendship set to music.<BR><cite>- E. Joseph Cossman</cite>";
    Rq[73] = "The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination.<BR><cite>- Tommy Lasorda</cite>";
    Rq[74] = "Trust your hunches.  They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level.<BR><cite>- Joyce Brothers</cite>";
    Rq[75] = "Thorough preparation makes its own luck.<BR><cite>- Joe Poyer</cite>";
    Rq[76] = "There are times when silence has the loudest voice.<BR><cite>- Leroy Brownlow</cite>";
    Rq[77] = "Having it all doesn't necessarily mean having it all at once.<BR><cite>- Stephanie Luetkehans</cite>";
    Rq[78] = "No person was ever honored for what he received.  Honor has been the reward for what he gave.<BR><cite>- Calvin Coolidge</cite>";
    Rq[79] = "It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.<BR><cite>- Anne Morrow Lindbergh</cite>";
    Rq[80] = "Information's pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience.<BR><cite>- Clarence Day</cite>";
    Rq[81] = "Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.<BR><cite>- John Wooden</cite>";
    Rq[82] = "There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.<BR><cite>- Beverly Sills</cite>";
    Rq[83] = "Few wishes come true by themselves.<BR><cite>  - June Smith</cite>";
    Rq[84] = "Pessimism never won any battle.<BR><cite>  - Dwight D. Eisenhower</cite>";
    Rq[85] = "You're never a loser until you quit trying.<BR><cite>  - Mike Ditka</cite>";
    Rq[86] = "Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out.<BR><cite>  - Michael Burke</cite>";
    Rq[87] = "Recall it as often as you wish, a happy memory never wears out.<BR><cite>  - Libbie Fudim</cite>";
    Rq[88] = "Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.<BR>Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.<BR>Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.<BR>Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.<BR>Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.<BR><cite>  - Calvin Coolidge</cite>";
    Rq[89] = "The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.<BR><cite> - Vincent Lombardi</cite>";
    Rq[90] = "Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of high intention, sincere effort,<BR>intelligent direction and skillful execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives.";
    Rq[91] = "The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will.<BR><cite> - Vincent Lombardi</cite>";
    Rq[92] = "Each person's map of the world is as unique as their thumbprint.<BR>No two people understand the same sentence in the same way...<BR>So in dealing with people you try not to fit them into your concept of what they should be.<BR><cite>  - Milton Erickson</cite>";
    Rq[93] = "A person who learns nothing from his mistakes is doomed to repeat them.";
    Rq[94] = "The woman who thinks her man will change, and the man who thinks his woman will never change, are both doomed to disappointment.";
    Rq[95] = "Iron rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity, and in cold weather becomes frozen, even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind.<BR><cite>  - Leonardo Da Vinci</cite>";
    Rq[96] = "A man who seeks truth and loves it must be reckoned precious to any human society.<BR><cite>  - Frederick the Great</cite>";
    Rq[97] = "Dream the impossible dream, fight the unbeatable foe, strive with your last ounce of courage to reach the unreachable star<BR><cite>  - The Impossible Dream</cite>";
    Rq[98] = "There are definite limits on man's wisdom, but no limits on his stupidity.";
    Rq[99] = "Absolute power corrupts absolutely.";
    Rq[100] = "You may find that the having is not as pleasurable as the wanting.  It may not be logical but it is often true.<BR><cite>  - Spock</cite>";
    Rq[101] = "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a grand style of misery.";
    Rq[102] = "Try not to become a man of success, but rather, try to become a man of value.<BR><cite>  - Albert Einstein</cite>";
    Rq[103] = "Patience is a virtue -- never let the computer know that you are in a hurry.  It will sense your anxiety and work all that much slower.";
    Rq[104] = "Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you.<BR><cite>  - William Blake</cite>";
    Rq[105] = "Why not go out on a limb?  isn't that  where the fruit is?<BR><cite>  - Frank Scully</cite>";
    Rq[106] = "Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense of truth.<BR><cite>  - Johann Georg Von Zimmermann</cite>";
    Rq[107] = "You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free.";
    Rq[108] = "Man is happy only as he finds a work worth doing and does it well.<BR><cite>  - E. Merrill Root</cite>";
    Rq[109] = "Never could any increase of comfort or security be a sufficient good to be bought at the price of liberty.<BR><cite>  - Hilaire Belloc</cite>";
    Rq[110] = "Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath.<BR><cite>  - Solon</cite>";
    Rq[111] = "Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation, for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.<BR><cite>  - George Washington</cite>";
    Rq[112] = "A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. <BR><cite> - Wilson Mizner</cite>";
    Rq[113] = "Never tell people how to do things.  Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.<BR><cite>  - Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.</cite>";
    Rq[114] = "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.<BR><cite>  - Eleanor Roosevelt</cite>";
    Rq[115] = "Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in.<BR><cite>  - Andrew Jackson</cite>";
    Rq[116] = "Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.";
    Rq[117] = "Don't be afraid to take a big step.  You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.<BR><cite>  - David Lloyd George</cite>";
    Rq[118] = "Great spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins for two weeks.<BR><cite>  - Sioux Indian Prayer</cite>";
    Rq[119] = "I use not only all the brains I have, but all I can borrow.<BR><cite><BR><cite>  - Woodrow Wilson</cite>";
    Rq[120] = "Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself<BR><cite>  - Bits & Pieces</cite>";
    Rq[121] = "A painting in a museum probably hears more foolish remarks than anything else in the world.<BR><cite>  - Edmond & Jules Goncourt</cite>";
    Rq[122] = "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.";
    Rq[123] = "Virtue is merely the lack of opportunity.";
    Rq[124] = "Some people want to achieve immortality through their works or their descendants.  I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.<BR><cite>  - Woody Allen</cite>";
    Rq[125] = "Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.<BR><cite>  - Jones</cite>";
    Rq[126] = "If I have seen farther than others it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants.<BR><cite>  - Sir Isaac Newton</cite>";
    Rq[127] = "Old age isn't so bad  when you consider the alternative.";
    Rq[128] = "Experience is what you find when you are looking for something else.";
    Rq[129] = "You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad.<BR><cite>  - Adali Stevenson</cite>";
    Rq[130] = "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.";
    Rq[131] = "We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.<BR><cite>  - John W. Gardner</cite>";
    Rq[132] = "When faced with two equally good hypotheses, choose the simpler.<BR><cite>  - Occam's Razor</cite>";
    Rq[133] = "The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.<BR><cite>  - Albert Einstein</cite>";
    Rq[134] = "The student who does not surpass the master, fails the master.";
    Rq[135] = "The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity.<BR><cite>  - Proust</cite>";
    Rq[136] = "The most successful economic ploy is not in making money but in contriving ways not to spend it.";
    Rq[137] = "You've got to learn how to fall before you can learn how to fly.<BR><cite>  - Paul Simon</cite>";
    Rq[138] = "On the loftiest throne in the world we are still sitting on our rump.<BR><cite>  - Montaigne</cite>";
    Rq[139] = "When in a dilemma, introduce novelty.";
    Rq[140] = "One of the few rules of evolution is that extreme specialization  results in eventual extinction.<BR><cite>  - Hardin</cite>";
    Rq[141] = "Knowledge is power.<BR><cite>  - F. Bacon</cite>";
    Rq[142] = "Time is what we want most, but alas, what we use worst.<BR><cite>  - W. Penn</cite>";
    Rq[143] = "Nature always sides with the hidden flaw- if anything can go wrong, it will at the moment the system becomes indispensable.<BR><cite> - Murphy</cite>";
    Rq[144] = "It is impossible to make anything fool-proof because fools are so ingenious.<BR><cite>  - Murphy</cite>";
    Rq[145] = "When a small man casts a large shadow, the sundown is near.";
    Rq[146] = "If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.<BR><cite>  - Abraham Maslow</cite>";
    Rq[147] = "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.<BR><cite>  - Carl Sagan</cite>";
    Rq[148] = "Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.<BR><cite>  - Wernher Von Braun</cite>";
    Rq[149] = "Join the army they said!,<br>See the world thay said!,<br>I'd rather be sailing!";
    Rq[150] = "I do not fear computers, I fear the lack of them.<BR><cite>  - Isaac Asimov</cite>";
    Rq[151] = "Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.";
    Rq[152] = "You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.";
    Rq[153] = "Smile!  It makes people wonder what you've been up to.";
    Rq[154] = "Quiet people aren't the only ones who don't say much.";
    Rq[155] = "Peace cannot be kept by force.  It can only be achieved by understanding.<BR><cite>  - Albert Einstein</cite>";
    Rq[156] = "When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.<BR><cite>  - Mae West</cite>";
    Rq[157] = "What we do not understand, we do not possess.<BR><cite>  - Gothe</cite>";
    Rq[158] = "Prejudice is the reason of fools.<BR><cite>  - Voltaire</cite>";
    Rq[159] = "A mind is a terrible thing to waste.<BR><cite>  - U.N.C.F.</cite>";
    Rq[160] = "Experience is the hardest kind of teacher.  It gives you the test first and the lesson afterward.";
    Rq[161] = "Let us so endeavor to live, that when we come to die,  even the undertaker will be sorry.<BR><cite>  - Mark Twain</cite>";
    Rq[162] = "What good is order without freedom, freedom without truth?";
    Rq[163] = "No single individual can possess the whole of any truth.";
    Rq[164] = "There is no right way to do a wrong thing.";
    Rq[165] = "The ethical questions checklist: 1) Is it legal? 2) Is it balanced? 3) How will it make me feel about myself?";
    Rq[166] = "There is no pillow as soft as a clear conscience.";
    Rq[167] = "People with humility don't think less of themselves...they just think about themselves less.";
    Rq[168] = "Trying is just a noisy way of not doing something.";
    Rq[169] = "Managing ONLY for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball.";
    Rq[170] = "A mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.<BR><cite>  - Oliver Wendell Holmes</cite>";
    Rq[171] = "We judge others by their actions....  We judge ourselves by our intentions.";
    Rq[172] = "If you are planning for one year, grow rice.  If you are planning for twenty years, grow trees.  If you are planning for centuries, grow men.<BR><cite>  - Chinese proverb</cite>";
    Rq[173] = "Dig your well before you are thirsty.<BR><cite>  - Chinese proverb</cite>";
    Rq[174] = "Go ahead.  Scream.  Nobody will hear you, Louise.<BR><cite> - Vincent Price</cite>";
    Rq[175] = "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.<BR><cite>  - Beretta</cite>";
    Rq[176] = "You can use most any measure when you're speaking of success. You can measure it in a fancy home, expensive car, or dress. But the measure of your real success is one you cannot spend -- It's the way your child describes you when talking to a friend.<BR><cite>  - Martin Baxbaum</cite>";
    Rq[177] = "If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone.  Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them.";
    Rq[178] = "Love is like a roller coaster:  when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.";
    Rq[179] = "Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.<BR>Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.<BR>Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone.";
    Rq[180] = "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness.<BR>Think of your three best friends.  If they are okay, then it's you.";
    Rq[181] = "Give me ambiguity or give me something else.";
    Rq[182] = "ALL who are born die, the coward as well as hero. The true choice in life is not whether we live or die, but how we live today.";
    Rq[183] = "IMPROVISE, ADAPT and OVERCOME.";
    Rq[184] = "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans...<BR><cite> - John Lennon</cite>";
    Rq[185] = "It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.";
    Rq[186] = "I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.";
    Rq[187] = "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.<BR><cite> - Harlan Ellison</cite>";
    Rq[188] = "Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.<BR><cite> - Bertolt Brecht</cite>";
    Rq[189] = "There are 10 types of people who understand binary; those that do and those that don't.";
    Rq[190] = "If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn't he just buy dinner?";


    document.write("<CENTER><DT><B><font color='maroon'>"+Rq[Math.floor((Math.random() * Rq.length))]+"</font></B></DT><CENTER>");

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